When animals attack, the fight for freedom!!!

Not a day goes by where you don’t hear about some kind of animal attack on humans. The animal kingdom has been launching their assault by land for some time. You always hear about a bear attack, but anteaters? I mean they don’t even have teeth.
Now the animal kingdom is taking their revolt to the seas. The first line of infantry was the predatory shark. They were happy picking off surfers and giving me anxiety attacks anytime I paddle out. It is their house you playing in, so I guess we have it coming. Well now the formerly friendly dolphin is in on the action. Just recently a dolphin jumped into a boat and killed a woman. Apparently stingrays have been in on this strategy for a while, jumping into boats and barbing unsuspecting boaters. Mackerels are even trying to join the assault by jumping into boats but they just end up smacking people around. I don’t blame them one bit. We are just dumping tons of waste into their homes and they aren’t going to take it anymore. Think about it. Everything that we put down the drain, eventually ends up in the ocean. Everything that goes in the storm drain ends up in the ocean. So don't be surprised next time you are enjoying a couple drinks on your boat and dolphin comes by and smacks you in the face.